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Celebrities Weigh In On The Taylor-Kanye Fiasco
No doubt that Kanye West’s actions at the MTV VMA’s proved his douchbaginess. And it seems that plenty of celebrities agree. Here’s what some have to say about his outburst:
Katy Perry: “Fuck u Kanye. It’’s like you stepped on a kitten.”
Pink: “Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me. My heart goes out to Taylor Swift. She is a sweet and talented girl and deserved her moment. She should know we all love her. Beyonce is a classy lady. I feel for her, too. It’s not her fault at all, and her and Taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out.”Perez Hilton: “WTF Kanye????”
Hayley Williams (Paramore): “Taylor swift, y’all. #TeamTaylor.”
Lo Bosworth: “We love Taylor Swift. Wow, Kanye — manners? My goodness.”
Heidi Montag: “Congrats @taylorswift13 on your VMA!!! You deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when Kanye west stole your mic! U rock!!! @taylorswift13 don’t let that evil steal your thunder!!!!! This is your big night!!”
Kellie Pickler: “Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some fucking balls, bitch! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!”
Mary-Kate Olsen:”I’m so glad Beyoncé gave Taylor her moment. She knows what’s best!
Spencer Pratt: “Let’s be very clear: King Spencer would never do anything like what Kanye just did to a sweet soul like Taylor!”
Joe Jackson: “I don’t know what he was doing, he jumped up on stage and snatched that microphone out of that poor girl’s hand. They should blackball him out of show business for that. He just leapt up there, that was bad.”
Joel Madden: “WOW Taylor Swift’s first VMA and she didn’t even get to ENJOY it. Kanye You were just a bully on that one man”
Adam Lambert: “Kanye needs to chill. He freaks out every year. It ain’t that deep man.”
Pete Wentz: “Glad #teamtaylor had her chance to have her moment.”
John Mayer: “Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.”
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): “I don’t know… it was just kind of a bizarre moment. Kanye’s always unpredictable. But you can’t be responsible for every dumb thing you say.”
Tyson Ritter (The All-American Rejects): “There are a lot of rude people out there. People in general are rude. I think everyone has rude moments, and I think he’s gonna be really apologetic. I mean, Jesus, she’s like 15! Who picks on 15-year-olds? I mean, God knows I have, but I always say I’m sorry, so I’m sure he’s going to apologize.”
Taylor Momsen: “kanye is an ass.”
In addition, Kelly Clarkson took to her blog to pen an open letter to Kanye
“Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!
KC”
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MARK ZUCKERBERG, FOUNDER AND CEO OF FACEBOOK.COM, FROM A NEW YORKER MAGAZINE FACT CHECKER.
- September 1, 2006
Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,
After checking many of the profiles on your website, I feel it is my duty to inform you that there are some serious errors present.
Stacey Hessinger’s profile claims she is married to Elizabeth Kreuter, a member of her sorority. This statement is false. A word search for Ms. Hessinger’s name informs us that she is in a steady relationship with one Terrence Penn, and has been for quite some time. Also, Ms. Hessinger’s profile contains some spelling errors; “hott,” “rawk,” and “kewl” are the three that jump out at me immediately. Perhaps your editors missed those.
Ted Lynch’s profile alleges that he is currently employed at “Doin’ Jack Shit Industries.” A Google search turned up no results for such a company. Mr. Lynch’s profile picture is also inaccurate. The photo appears to be of Sean Connery wearing a cowboy hat. After consulting Mr. Lynch’s high-school yearbook (Fairfield High, in Fairfield, Connecticut, Class of 2005), I can assure you that he does not resemble Mr. Connery in the slightest, and, after interviewing some of his acquaintances, I have learned that his personal opinion regarding cowboy hats is that they are for “cattle fuckers,” a group to which, I am told, Mr. Lynch does not belong. I could provide you with an accurate image of Mr. Lynch if you need one to correct this error.
Moving on, Lindsey Johansen has posted a favorite quote reading, “Hey monkey, where you be at?” However, she fails to attribute the quote to an author or specific work. Even more troubling is that a Factiva.com search produced no such phrase in any newspaper or magazine. Are you aware of the source of this quotation?
Perhaps most troubling is a profile for a student named Patrick Bateman. His profile picture features the smiling face of an older man spattered in blood. Even more disturbing is discovering, upon further reading in his profile, that his interests include “murders and executions” and “The Talking Heads.” Also, Mr. Bateman lists his birth year as 1964 yet claims to be a junior at Seton Hall University. Something is amiss with this profile. I have tried to contact Mr. Bateman for an explanation through his listed Instant Messenger screen name, “deeznutz6969,” only to find that Mr. Bateman is currently “kickin’ it at the Cape for the weekend w/ da fam. Leave one.” I will keep you updated as this develops.
Some shorter notes:
William McNulty lists his middle name as “The Power” when, in truth, it is Jonathan.
Sarah Tenner belongs to a group named “Uncle Roy Touched Me In My Special Place” even though none of her maternal or paternal uncles are named Roy according to Genealogy.com.
Naj Rashid’s profile features a picture of him drinking alcohol, which is illegal considering his listed birth year of 1987.
Blake Barnett lists “Ted Licks Ass” as a favorite movie yet IMDB.com returns no results for a film of that name. Perhaps it was an independent release?
Judith Nell’s profile lists her hometown as “*-*ChItOwN BaBy!*-*,” which, as far as I can determine through a thorough atlas search, is not a city or town anywhere in the world.
Finally, Tara Hamilton claims that she is interested in “men” yet a photograph in the album titled “Get Crunk N*gga!” contains an image of her kissing another woman, or, as she puts it, “Me and Chrissy love up on each other when were [sic] drunk!!!11”
I hope you use this information to correct some of the errors I have found on your website. I understand your website has become quite popular, which is why I take such an interest in maintaining the integrity of the information within. Please write back when the above mentioned errors have been corrected.
Sincerely,
Streeter Seidell
